Captain Elijah BlackWing
Scurviest Dog to Ever Sail the Caribbean
Well, that was before this portrait of his latest conquest (a small uncharted island in the Caribbean) was painted. Too bad he didn't notice the powder keg's cork had fallen out. It blew him away (literally) several hundred feet. Don't worry, he's okay, but he's known as PegWing Pete now and serves bar at Margarittaville. Too bad they didn't have OSHA back then to protect against workplace accidents like this.